Tuesday, May 5, 2009

For Mother's Day? Umm, no....A Shower Gift? Uh, not.....For My Cool, Off-Center Friends? Oh yeah.....

Remember when you first watched Psycho and you couldn't take a shower for a month afterwards? Well, you're all grown up now (supposedly), so maybe it's time to face your fears of knife-wielding dudes with mother issues!!!! No? If nothing else, this would be the perfect gift for that snobby film student friend of yours (you know, the one that made fun of you for admitting you thought Ghostbusters was an awesome movie)!!!! Or maybe you could use fear as the mechanism for keeping everyone out of your bathroom (though they're all probably terrified of that moldy space anyway...)!!!!!