Monday, May 25, 2009

We Demand Hot Tea!

Who says tea drinkers are wussies? Add a little edge to your afternoon tea with the Terrorist Tea Pot. The classic white tea pot is made menacing with the addition of shifty eyes above the spout and the delightfully demented ski-mask cozy keeps the teapot’s identity secret and your tea nice and hot. Use this tea pot when alone to give yourself a chuckle or with company to let them know when it comes to hot tea, you mean business. And after you buy the T.T.P. (because really, why wouldn’t you?) be sure to look over the box it comes in--they take great pains in its packaging and this is no exception. The back of the box lists a number of tea cozy facts, including famous cozies in fiction and the necessary warning that “SOME OTHER COZIES ARE EVIL.”