Sunday, May 17, 2009

Sending out an SOS

-to be stranded on an island, and not so much as a drop of pinot noir in sight? Oh, the agony! Thank goodness, our pals at Fred get it - they know that true torture would NOT be the loneliness, lack of food, wild animals, or frightening dark and stormy nights, but rather the sullying of one's palette with something as uncouth as rain water (well, hopefully, you would have water of some sort.....). It's best to err on the side of caution and keep this handy dandy bottle stopper with you at ALL times, lest you find yourself washed ashore, and your worst nightmare comes true.