My favorite thing about our new beer hammer is its many uses. Yes, it can be a bottle opener, and an ice crusher, but these are only the most obvious functions. I like to think of this handy little tool as a stress reliever (as in taking out one's rage on an unfortunate band of ice cubes), and a lovely little assistant (as in I don't know where my husband put the hammer, so I'll just borrow this from the bar to hang a picture!). And, not that I would condone such an act, this would also be the perfect guard against anyone trying to take a sip of your beer (a little tap on the toe would set straight any would-be burglars!).
Thursday, July 9, 2009
If I Had a Hammer
My favorite thing about our new beer hammer is its many uses. Yes, it can be a bottle opener, and an ice crusher, but these are only the most obvious functions. I like to think of this handy little tool as a stress reliever (as in taking out one's rage on an unfortunate band of ice cubes), and a lovely little assistant (as in I don't know where my husband put the hammer, so I'll just borrow this from the bar to hang a picture!). And, not that I would condone such an act, this would also be the perfect guard against anyone trying to take a sip of your beer (a little tap on the toe would set straight any would-be burglars!).